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All rights reserved. webmaster@redtram.com (RedTram) en Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:46:38 GMT 300 100 50 http://en.redtram.com/ http://img.en.redtram.com/rsslogo.gif 286478 | I Love You http://en.redtram.com/go/226995525/top100/ 226995525 goes like this:Question: Why is it that a girl looks down when a guy says "I love you"?Answer: To see if he really means it!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Love jokesDouble Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:50:36 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/226995525/top100/ 286478 | Mind Body Soul http://en.redtram.com/go/226149474/top100/ 226149474 goes like this:It's the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!Do you know what it is?It's called 'prayer'!...God bless your naughty mind!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:35:14 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/226149474/top100/ 286478 | Men Prefer To Kiss http://en.redtram.com/go/225167233/top100/ 225167233 women's lips?Answer: Because that's the best way to shut a woman's mouth for at least some seconds.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Question Answer jokesMen Women jokesKiss jokes* * * * *Visit Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:57:56 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/225167233/top100/ 286478 | It's Raining http://en.redtram.com/go/224276174/top100/ 224276174 goes like this:Dumbo: You haven't watered the plants in the garden, today!Bambo: It's raining, Dumbo!Dumbo: Don't be a lazy fool! Take your umbrella if you have to!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:48:09 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/224276174/top100/ 286478 | Snail In Ship http://en.redtram.com/go/224276154/top100/ 224276154 goes like this:Question: What do you call a snail in a ship?Answer: A 'snailor'.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Question Answer jokesOne Liner jokesSmart jokes* * * * *Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:47:56 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/224276154/top100/ 286478 | Text Messaging http://en.redtram.com/go/222954647/top100/ 222954647 goes like this:Do you take me to be your lawfully lovable friend, to have and to hold, for rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging and in poor signal, till low battery do us part?Related humor and funnies with Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:15:33 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/222954647/top100/ 286478 | Competition http://en.redtram.com/go/222300045/top100/ 222300045 goes like this:Inside a courtroom...Judge: What made you come here?Accused: Competition, your honour!Judge: What competition?Accused: I printed currency notes the way the government does.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Courtroom jokesLawyer jokesSmart Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:14:59 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/222300045/top100/ 286478 | Women Into Wives http://en.redtram.com/go/222130863/top100/ 222130863 goes like this:It's difficult to understand God...He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:God jokesWife jokesSarcastic jokes* * * * Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:56:14 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/222130863/top100/ 286478 | Love At First Sight http://en.redtram.com/go/222130862/top100/ 222130862 Answer: Because it saves them a lot of time.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Love jokesMen jokesQuestion Answer jokes* * * * *Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:56:11 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/222130862/top100/ 286478 | Brains Between His Legs http://en.redtram.com/go/221015136/top100/ 221015136 goes like this:Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood...First woman: ...but he acts so stupid!Second woman: He must be having his brains between his legs (laughingly).First woman: Yeah (laughingly), but I'd surely love to blow his Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:45:02 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/221015136/top100/ 286478 | Railway Tracks http://en.redtram.com/go/220677967/top100/ 220677967 First drunk: There's a hell of a lot of steps here!Second drunk: I'll tell you what's worse - this hand rail is bloody low down!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Drunk jokesBar Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:41:12 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/220677967/top100/ 286478 | Sexy Female Elephant http://en.redtram.com/go/220677944/top100/ 220677944 goes like this:A group of male elephants were sitting on the street, when a sexy female elephant passed by...Question: What did the leader elephant say?Answer: Wow... 3600-2400-3600!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:41:10 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/220677944/top100/ 286478 | Miss The Most http://en.redtram.com/go/219032029/top100/ 219032029 about me, dear?Husband: Your absence, honey!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Husband Wife jokesMen Women jokesFamily jokes* * * * *Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:01:55 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/219032029/top100/ 286478 | Eye Contact http://en.redtram.com/go/219032014/top100/ 219032014 with women?Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Question Answer jokesMatured jokesMen jokes* * * * *Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:01:44 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/219032014/top100/ 286478 | Nurse Definition http://en.redtram.com/go/217838700/top100/ 217838700 goes like this:Definition of a Nurse: A young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places and holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:31:06 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/217838700/top100/ 286478 | Truly Blind http://en.redtram.com/go/217838676/top100/ 217838676 goes like this:Beggar: Please give the blind beggar some money, sir!Man: I'll give you money, but first you have to prove that you are truly blind.Beggar: Can you see that lady with the red scarf?Man: Yes!Beggar: Well, I can't.Related humor Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:31:00 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/217838676/top100/ 286478 | Boss Jokes http://en.redtram.com/go/216692772/top100/ 216692772 goes like this:Boss: Do you believe in life after death?Employee: Yes, sir!Boss: I thought you would. Yesterday, after you left early to go to your friend's funeral, he stopped by to see you.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:38:43 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/216692772/top100/ 286478 | Drink Alcohol http://en.redtram.com/go/216465089/top100/ 216465089 goes like this:A father wanted to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. So, he put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:51:21 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/216465089/top100/ 286478 | Bar Circus http://en.redtram.com/go/216236961/top100/ 216236961 goes like this:Question: How is being at a singles' bar different from going to the circus?Answer: At the circus, the clowns don't talk.Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:Bar jokesQuestion Answer jokesOne Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:31:31 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/216236961/top100/ 286478 | Clean The Toilet Seat http://en.redtram.com/go/215741575/top100/ 215741575 goes like this:Husband: Whenever I abuse you, you never fight back! How do you manage your anger?Wife: I clean the toilet seat!Husband: But how does that help?Wife: I use your toothbrush!Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:06:04 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/215741575/top100/