http://en.redtram.com/ News on "Humour & Jokes"  everywhere Copyright (c) 2008 RedTram. All rights reserved. webmaster@redtram.com (RedTram) en Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:46:54 GMT 300 100 50 http://en.redtram.com/ http://img.en.redtram.com/rsslogo.gif 286270 | Cross Eyed Dog! http://en.redtram.com/go/151983752/top100/ 151983752 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:38:06 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151983752/top100/ 214356 | Bush Demands $122 billion, National Bout Of Amnesia. http://en.redtram.com/go/151880750/top100/ 151880750 President Forgets Actions Of Last Four Years, Accuses Congress Of "Undercutting Troops""Troops will suffer," says Command-in-Chief responsible for sending them to die in disastrous sectarian hellstorm.For Bi...Shandwell Neece in Washington D.C.President George W. Bush apparently lost all recollection of both Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:25 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880750/top100/ 214356 | World Bank Boss Wolfowitz Not So Good With Money After All http://en.redtram.com/go/151880753/top100/ 151880753 Or ethics. Still knows how to treat the ladies, though.Apologises after accidentally giving his girlfriend all that cash.For Bi...Timby NapsacPaul "Wolfie" Wolfowitz, the head of the World Bank who is responsible for tackling corruption and nepotism in aid programmes throughout Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:25 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880753/top100/ 214356 | Royal Split "Last Straw" For UK http://en.redtram.com/go/151880747/top100/ 151880747 Packs Up, Gives In After End of 'WillsKat' Dream"I Got Nothing Left," Says Emotionally Shattered PM Media "Disgusted" At Each Other's Intrusions Into Couple's LivesFor Bi...Shandwell Neece in LondonGreat Britain "effectively collapsed" as a functioning society last night after finally Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:24 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880747/top100/ 214356 | Top Scientists Edge Closer To Understanding New York Times Effect On Man http://en.redtram.com/go/151880743/top100/ 151880743 New Study Represents 'Major Breakthrough' Brothers, Muthas.For Bi... Nero Taul in Noo YoirkScientists working on a cure for the debilitating phenomenon known as 'the New York Times' Effect' on man have hailed their latest findings as a "major breakthrough" which Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:24 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880743/top100/ 214356 | Blairs Move To Baghdad http://en.redtram.com/go/151880740/top100/ 151880740 Former PM to relocate family to IraqWants in on "booming success"For Bi...Shandwell Neece inside the Green Zone, under a table, Baghdad.Just weeks after stepping down as Prime Minister, Tony Blair shocked the nation yesterday by announcing that he plans to Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:24 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880740/top100/ 214356 | Media Call For Kate McCann To Be Re-Cast http://en.redtram.com/go/151880734/top100/ 151880734 Mother of Missing Child 'Just Not Delivering Emotionally,' Says Press Pack.Gerry 'Could Be Next,' Warn Exasperated Editors.For Bi... Timby Napsac in the Red Lion, London. Britain's top infotainment hacks issued an 'open call' last night after announcing their intention to Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:23 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880734/top100/ 214356 | Just Not A Good Time To Confront Brutal Saudi Dictator, Says PM. http://en.redtram.com/go/151880714/top100/ 151880714 PM About To Call For End To Regime's Barbaric Fundamentalism When Dessert Trolley Came.Cameron Backed Demands For Universal Human Rights, Cheese'n'Biccies. For Bi...Shandwell Neece in London. Prime Minister Gordon Brown was "honestly going to" confront Saudi Arabian ruler King Abdullah Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:22 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880714/top100/ 214356 | Motel-Owning Serial Killers facing bankruptcy http://en.redtram.com/go/151880716/top100/ 151880716 Killing off customers "hurting business" for guys who turn out to be their own dead mothers. Or something. For Bi...Morley Tush in Diablosville, Arizona.Thousands of creepy motel owners who kill lonely travellers are facing bankruptcy and unemployment after years of Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:22 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880716/top100/ 214356 | Bush Storms Saigon! http://en.redtram.com/go/151880718/top100/ 151880718 President Personally Leads Charge To Liberate Former South Vietnamese CapitalTake That, Ho Chi-Minh! Hanoi Next, Vows Bush As USFor Bi... Arlen Hacker in Naaam. President George W. Bush personally led a division of US Marines in a lightning-strike charge into Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:22 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880718/top100/ 214356 | Northern Rock, Like, Totally Going To Pay Back That 23 Billion, Dudes http://en.redtram.com/go/151880710/top100/ 151880710 Troubled bank calls for time to "get shit together".But pledges "we're totally good for it".For Bi...Carrington Huxx in Hock.Northern Rock, the troubled bank facing possible collapse as the so-called 'credit crunch' takes hold, is, like, totally going to pay back Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:35:22 GMT http://en.redtram.com/go/151880710/top100/